Skitali (skitali) wrote in webbed_freaks,


I don't like socks, they're a bit of a waste of space. I'm colourblind too, so it's hard to make sure I'm not wearing odd socks (because if I wore odd socks when I'm walking down the streets wearing my cool summer linens people would point and say "that fellow wears odd socks, how extraordinary!" and my social reputatio would be ruined beyond all repair).

On the other hand I hate wearing sandals even more. I just look a twat in them, basically. And if I wore no socks with shoes or trainers what would I look like? That's right, an American.

Girls have got nice feet though, so they should wear sandals and not socks.

In conclusion:

Guys------------------>Socks, but of all the same colour
Girls----------------->No socks

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